it was like eating out sand paper
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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