I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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