Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm always down for nudity.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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