You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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