I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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