did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
