That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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