never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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