This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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