We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
