ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
