I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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