i just wanna soil my oats bro
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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