why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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