I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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