Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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