I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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