Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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