I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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