big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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