Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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