My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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