I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
soo... how was my night?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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