my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you win again, gameday.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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