I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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