she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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