drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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