Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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