in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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