i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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