But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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