Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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