So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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