i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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