Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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