Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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