Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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