The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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