we have officially lost it.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I won't apologize to a one balled man
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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