when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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