I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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