Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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