Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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