then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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