we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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