we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Let's get the cat blown out
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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