If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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