I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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