she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
