Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's shark week go big or go home
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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