This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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